From the precinct's most skilled detective to the master of hilarious one-liners, Andy Samberg's portrayal of Jake Peralta left Brooklyn 99 fans rolling on the floor laughing. Andy Samberg brought to life the wit, charm, and comedic brilliance behind detective Peralta바카라s character . .
As Andy Samberg turns 45 on August 18, here are 20 unforgettable quotes by the character of Jake Peralta from Brooklyn 99 that fans couldn바카라t forget:
바카라Point Is, Haters Gonna Hate. Shake It Off. Taylor Swift, Always Right.바카라
바카라Is It A 바카라Chris바카라? Hemsworth? Evans? Pratt? Pine? Brown? Cross?바카라
"The Doctor Said All My Bleeding Was Internal. That's Where The Blood's Supposed To Be."
"I Hope It Wasn't A Mistake, Title Of Your Sex Tape...Title Of Our Sex Tape!"
바카라Actually, someone reported that they couldn바카라t find your head. But we found it; it was up your butt. You바카라re a fireman; you should know how to treat that burn.바카라
바카라If anything, I see you as a bother figure, because you're always bothering me.바카라
"Sarge, with all due respect, I am gonna completely ignore everything you just said."
"I also have a hairline fracture in my thumb. Mankind's least important finger, am I right?"
"Fine. but in protest, I'm walking over there extremely slowly!"
바카라All right, there바카라s the robot I fell in love with.바카라
바카라Has anyone ever told you you look just like a statue?바카라
"Oh. Hello sir, how are you today? I am Detective-Right-All-The-Time and this is Detective-Terrible-Detective."
"I'm still gonna arrest you. I just can't do that if you're dead."
"I swear, these perps are so stupid. I'd make a better criminal than any of 'em."
"I appreciate the offer, but I work best alone. Except when it comes to sex. Actually, sometimes including sex."
바카라Because the 70바카라s were amazing. Everyone had big juicy mustaches바카라바카라
"But my point is this: I don't care what time it is. I'm always happy to be here. Nine-Nine! Nine-Niiine! A-Noine-Noine! I'm gonna keep doing it until you guys chime in. A-Noine-Noine!"
"'Kind, sober and fully dressed.' Good news, everyone. We found the name of Santiago's sex tape!"
바카라God, you must have been the worst fourth grader ever.바카라
바카라At The Time I Did Not Know She Was A Defense Attorney. I Should Have Been Able To Guess, However, Based On Her Ability To Lie All Over Me.바카라
Fans loved the Brooklyn 99 show and especially its character. One of them being detective Peralta바카라s character and his famous one-liners. Jake Peralta is one of the main characters in the series and serves as a detective in the fictional 99th precinct of the New York City Police Department. He has a playful and often childlike personality. However, he is incredibly skilled and talented as a detective, often showing exceptional investigative abilities.