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London Diary

It is difficult to ignore the milling crowd outside Dishoom, the hot and happening Indian restaurant at the snazzy Covent Garden.

Brexit over beer

Weeks later, Brexit is still on London바카라™s mind. Drop by at a pub, and chances are you바카라™ll run into a group furiously debating Brexit. With ale in the system, the upper lip turns less stiff, and the exc­hange is boisterous. It바카라™s not uncommon to find an eld­erly gent nursing a drink by himself abruptly join the group and aggressively side with those who voted out of EU. Yes, it바카라™s an age divide, no questions. The young minicab driver of Pakistani origin is quite clearly bitter: 바카라œOld f*&%ing aunties don바카라™t want guys like us here.바카라 But the pub chatter tells me it goes beyond that, and the other obvious issue of immigration: prejudice. Some local goras are convinced Brits are a superior race, and therefore must 바카라œdo their own bloody thing바카라. The pragmatists are, of course, livid. I could gather their biggest fear is that the proud British passport will end up being treated on par with downmarket South Asian passports while travelling within Europe. And this they find most difficult to swallow. Brexit may have pounded the pound but pub-­owners seem to have gained.

Print run amuck

London tabloids rage on, shredding hard-earned reputations with glee. I miss this back home: we have no tabloid culture, and even the dailies masquerading as tabloids are serious and preachy. So all through my fortnight바카라™s stay, I grab a tabloid every day. Right now, The Sun is hammering the Lloyds Bank CEO. His crime? No, he didn바카라™t kill anyone, gyp his emp­loyer or squirrel away millions on a tiny island somewhere. He was caught cheating on his wife. Is that a big deal, or is he the first CEO with a secret mistress? The man isn바카라™t a public figure nor is his paycheck signed by taxpayers, so isn바카라™t he entitled to a private life? And as long as he is not screwing his employers or his customers, it should be okay, right? Wrong. Because this is London. And tabloids here don바카라™t worry about such minor details. They바카라™ll go all out and have you for supper if you dare have an extramarital fling. As I leave the UK, there are calls for the banker바카라™s resignation, and the tabloids are busy putting out bills he collected during his sexcapade, including those from a hotel minibar and spa. And to think the only one really affected by the story is the officer바카라™s missus. Next juicy target: Indian-born MP Keith Vaz. What fun!

Storm centre

We stay at Hampstead, though we don바카라™t have a million pounds to splurge. We prefer it as it바카라™s yob-free (like comedian Ricky Gervais  tweeted, 바카라œI live in Hampstead. I don바카라™t see working-class people.바카라) and so largely crime-free; you are unl­­ikely to get stabbed while walking to your B&B pad after dinner just bec­ause you are brown. Hamsptead folks are determined to remain independent and were happy to see McDonald바카라™s and Starbucks close down. This puts a minor dent in the pocket of quid-starved Indians like me, but did I mention La Creperie for the best mushroom crepes and The Flask, a gorgeous old pub? Come 10:30 pm and Ham­pstead goes to sleep, even the bars and restaurants. There바카라™s pin-drop silence at night. Just by being united in their ambition, residents have achieved the ­unthinkable: keeping their area un-London-like (not hard with the Heath and its ponds, the city바카라™s lungs). Wish the big Indian cities could set their focus on something similar and give tourists an option to relax and unwind.

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Dishoom dishoom!

I usually avoid desi food in London. What바카라™s the point of flying all the way, paying hefty UK visa fees and suffering long queues at Heathrow passport control if I shall end up eating chicken tikka masala. In any case, as we all know, there is a good chance the 바카라˜Indian바카라™ restaurant is run by illegal migrants from Dhaka. So good old fish and chips it is going to be. However, it is difficult to ignore the milling crowd outside Dishoom, the hot and happening Indian restaurant at the snazzy Covent Garden. And those waiting are mostly white. Dishoom바카라™s SP? Bombay-style street food. Eh! Curiosity gets the better of us, and we land a precious table after a great deal of Bombay-style hustling. Bad idea. The interiors lack character. Dishoom is a cross between a retro Bollywood studio, a SoBo Irani joint and a fancy corporate restaurant. And it ends up being none of them. If you are looking for a slice of Bombay, as I was, you will be terribly disappointed. The vada is tasty but the pav is an English bun. The chana is passable but the bhatura is a puffed up kulcha. I am told Dishoom hires Indian and non-Indian cooks. The terrible fusion shows. But then who cares for authenticity, the queues are only getting longer.

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Bihar boy

A blink-and-miss signboard in Hampstead: 바카라˜George Orwell. 1903-1950. Lived and worked in a bookshop on this site.바카라™ Motihari is doing better: converting his place of birth into a sprawling museum.

Bombay-based Anil Thakraney is an adman-turned-columnist.

E-mail your diarist: anil.thakraney [AT] gmail [DOT] com

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