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Yes, Get That Leg Up

Forget sloth! Fitness apps are here to exorcise the lazy monster in you

It바카라s nearly midnight, the air is autumnal in Delhi, there is only a distant thud-thud of an earthmover pounding away for a Metro line, we are both immersed in our books when my wife suddenly says, 바카라I think I will take the dog out for a walk.바카라 I am stumped. 바카라But he is sleeping soundly,바카라 I mutter. 바카라No, he must be quite looey by now,바카라 she says, and calls the dog, who looks incredulous. She is back in ten minutes, with a triumphant glow. Then I get it. Her 10,000 steps are completed. Her fitness app has sung a song and given her a round of applause.

There was a time when, on a trek, you told your partner it must be over 10,000 feet now, as the cedars have started to give way to the bhojpatra. Now, a glance at MapMyHike will inform that you are at 11,393 feet. Or if you are out jogging you tell yourself, 바카라It바카라s the fifth round; it must be nearly five kilometres바카라. Now, Google Fit will tell you it바카라s 5.26 kilometres, 12,875 steps, heartbeat of 68, incline of nine storeys. There is new fitness chatter. 바카라Ten thousand steps a day is passe; 500 steps every hour is the real thing.바카라 Or, 바카라Counting calories is so yesterday, you should watch your BMR.바카라 Almost all fitness apps can tell you the carb content in the pizza you had (and many are Indianised too; don바카라t think you can cheat with that biryani or butter chicken). If you have been sedentary for too long, it will beep incessantly till you get up.

The fitness apps broadly tell you what you always knew was bad for you (five rounds of Chivas) and good (five rounds of Lodi Garden), but they strike you with surgical precision. They can make you feel elated, they can make you despair. A 50-plus friend got on to the 바카라Couch to 5K바카라 app one inspired morn.  The app promises to get you up from the couch and run five kilometres in nine weeks. Now, he has run the half marathon and is preparing for the full. Are these electronic handcuffs that  enslave you? Do you need to monitor every action of yours so closely to make you fit? Is it a passing fad and will end up lying unused, like the treadmill or the cycle you bought? Perhaps, but while it lasts, fitness is what your thoughts are focused on and it makes you feel good. You have to give up on some tender moments, though. There has been a little drizzle and the breeze is cool. We바카라ve just finished dinner, a little heavier than usual, and I ask my wife, 바카라Let바카라s go for a stroll?바카라 She thinks about it, hesitates, and says no. Her 10,000 steps for the day are already done.

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