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From a 'Rafale' wedding card for guests to a selfie with an elephant that proved fatal, read this and much more in this week's The Subcontinental Menu.

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Saving Chim Chim

One of the most touching stories of the year unfolded on a Mumbai street, when four autorickshaw drivers sacrificed a day바카라s work to save an electrocuted monkey that one of them had befriended. The monkey바카라its canines removed and solitary, probably a captive castaway as its wild kind are naturally inclined to live in packs바카라had made a tree leaning over an autorickshaw stand its home. Autowallah Dilip Rajbhar, 23, often fed him fruits, forging a friendship with the arboreal animal. It vanished one day but returned later with burns and in great pain. Rajbhar and his colleagues바카라 Shiraz, Mahesh and Sabhajeet바카라caught the monkey, covered it with a gunny sack, and set off for the nearest veterinarian바카라s clinic some 14km away. The monkey will survive, the four heroes ensured. They don바카라t wear capes and aren바카라t with any fancy save-animal groups either.

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Rafale Wedding

Now RSVP this바카라a wedding invitation loaded not with mush but a muscular political monologue in the nation바카라s interest, which attracts the Prime Minister바카라s attention and praise. People seldom spill their political spiel on wedding cards but Yuvraj Pokharna of Surat couldn바카라t resist writing a whole page to justify the Modi government바카라s contract to buy Rafale fighter jets. Pokharna states 바카라Some facts about Rafale deal바카라 as he writes: 바카라Even a fool will not compare prices of a simple fly-away aircraft with a weaponised jet.바카라 This BJP supporter signs off by urging his guests to vote for the party this summer. The PM congratulates and reciprocates: 바카라The ingenuity of its content reflects your abiding concern and love for the nation.바카라 Oh how we thought social media is the only platform where personal opinions are pandered about!

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Poll Model

Lottery winners seldom become youth icons but when you are Bihar바카라s Sushil Kumar, the Rs 6,000-a-month computer operator for MNEREGA who goes on to scoop the Rs 5-crore jackpot on Amitabh Bachchan-anchored reality TV golden goose Kaun Banega Crorepati (KBC), you become a role model, an inspiration. And who won바카라t with tax-adjusted Rs3.6 crore in the pocket? Well, the 35-year-old, now a schoolteacher, is the state election commission바카라s choice for brand ambassador to inspire people to vote in the general elections this summer. That바카라s cashing in on East Champaran바카라s most popular man. Hope Kumar does not blow it like he apparently did with the winnings바카라binge-spending on a house, farmland, and an ever-growing extended family.

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Pak바카라s Mane Export

For all the money, weapons and provisions that best friend China sends to Pakistan, what does it get in return? Well, over 100,000 kg of human hair over five years. The Pakistani commerce and textiles ministry said so in parliament. The Pakistani hair feeds the Chinese bea­uty industry which depends heavily on imports, though one may ask why the world바카라s most populated nation can바카라t source the material locally. Are the Chinese caught in an epidemic follicular regression? Negative; the answer may be un-PC but experts rule Chinese hair inferior to the subcontinental dark, dense crop. The best is the Indian silky hair바카라a reason not to miss ma바카라s hot oil massage. The second-best, debatable, is the 바카라raw Burmese hair바카라 from Myanmar, which earned US$ 6.2 million in 2017 exporting hair equivalent to the weight of 1,160 cars. The business has spawned ponytail bandits 바카라snipping바카라 at the unsuspecting in pagoda land.

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Fatal Selfie

Caution: Don바카라t approach wildlife바카라they may look friendly but can cause serious injury or death. Such warnings blur into insignificance when it comes to the signs of our times바카라the perfect selfie with a wild tusker, for instance. Results are dangerous; fatal in the case of a 50-year-old tourist from Bangladesh visiting the Gorumara National Park in northern Bengal where he got a bit too close to a bull elephant for a close-up shot, which became his last as the animal caught him with its trunk and trampled him to death. Heed our advice, please 바카라keep the wildlife at a distance.

Who Let The Worms Out?

A shape-shifting monkey warrior from the mainland burnt the island down. So they say. The next import from India to cause unprecedented devastation in Sri Lanka is a creepy-crawly with an insatiable appetite바카라the larvae of the fall armyworm moth that piggybacked strong winds across the Palk Strait. No stone bridge needed. The pest has already plagued farmers in India, before drought-hit Lankan maize farmers discovered the bug 바카라sena바카라 in their fields. Lankan parliament is debating if pesticides can be sprayed. One may need a worm바카라s eye view for a decision.

Milking A Fad

There are stars that glow in the Milky Way and then there are 바카라superstars바카라 in Tamil Nadu who promote their cinema in a milky way바카라the fans dousing posters and cutouts of new releases with moo juice. A milk bath is as ancient as the Egyptians, like a tub of donkey바카라s milk nursing Cleopatra바카라s skin, or old Hindu rituals such as paal abhishekam that encourages the faithful바카라in this case actor Simbu바카라s admirers바카라to dunk images and statues of deities with milk. No big deal in this movie-mad land. But to prove their loyalty,  Simbu fans apparently stole milk packets, prompting dairy dealers to report police. What is Simbu바카라s take to stop the thievery? Pour milk generously from jars, instead of packets, he said.

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Image And The Moolah

For many outsiders, Pakistan is a country ridden with terrorists and a place too dangerous to visit. But the Imran Khan government is keen to change that image and dispel much of the misgivings foreigners have about the nation. The Pakistani government has already taken steps to liberalise its visa policy to give tourism a boost.

In a diplomatic overdrive it has begun to implore foreign envoys to convince their governments to change the opinion about Pakistan. Foreign minister Shah Mahmood Qureshi asked diplomats on Monday to play their part in persuading their headquarters to revisit their 바카라travel advisory바카라 about Pakistan. Addressing a function in Islamabad that was attended by foreign diplomats, Qureshi apprised them as to how counter-terrorism operations had facilitated the return of normality in Swat, a district in Pakistan바카라s Khyber-Pakhtunkhwa province known for its scenic beauty but also for its terrorist violence.

The minister said the situation in Swat had significantly changed and people of Pakistan showed exemplary courage and resolve to bring about these transformations. The government and people now need support of foreigners to change the perception about Pakistan, he implored the diplomats.

According to Qureshi, his country played its part by liberalising its visa regime. 바카라You바카라ll have to do your bit,바카라 he said. 바카라And your bit is about the travel advisories.바카라

Travel advisories of various nations ask their citizens to stay away from Pakistan. If it necessary to visit Pakistan for work or business, the advisories say, foreigners should be cautious when they step out of their hotels and while travelling in the country. Pakistani wants the diplomats to urgently take steps to convince their governments to change their views about the country and encourage tourists.

Qureshi reminded them that their job was to 바카라build relations바카라 between their government and the host country. 바카라And relations can only be built if they are people-centric. You can play a significant role in turning around relations,바카라 he said.

On January 25, information minister Fawad Chaudhry said the government was introducing a 바카라new revolutionary visa policy.바카라 He announced that the government had decided to provide e-visa facility to 175 countries and visa on arrival to 50 countries, including Indians of British and US origin.

But tourists from India, like their counterparts in Pakistan, will still have to apply for and get the visa from each other바카라s high commissions. After all, reciprocity in Indo-Pakistan relations still trumps all liberal ideas.

Illustrations by Manjul; Text by Alka Gupta & Probir Pramanik

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