After covering wars in Syria, Ethiopia, Sudan, Russia-Ukraine and Israel바카라s wars in Lebanon and Gaza바카라witnessing missiles and mortars flying overhead and entire neighbourhoods turned to rubble바카라it can be safely concluded that South Asia is perhaps the only region where ordinary people morph into instant experts on war strategy바카라all from their living rooms.
This may not be limited to war strategy alone. It appears the strength of both India and Pakistan is not drawn from their nuclear arsenals or claims of being the world바카라s largest democracy or even mango exports바카라but from their uncanny ability to advise on just about anything, from prescribing medication to the critically ill, explaining virus mutations, to correcting cricket techniques, all while lounging in their baniyans.
A news alert pops up바카라바카라Missiles fired near border바카라바카라and within minutes, your barber is explaining ballistic trajectories between snips. He바카라ll explain why Multiple Independently Targetable Re-entry Vehicles (MIRVs) are superior to conventional bombs, backing it up by citing a cousin in the Air Force (who, as it turns out, works in accounts).
바카라Arrey bhai, you don바카라t understand,바카라 says a friend, whose primary military credential is watching Border and Uri 10 times. 바카라India should have struck the ammunition dump first, not the barracks.바카라
When Indian missiles reportedly rained down on nine locations in Pakistan, hitting alleged terror infrastructure from Bahawalpur to Muridke near Lahore, a WhatsApp group in a South Delhi residential society went ablaze. Auntie in our neighbourhood was unimpressed with the strike바카라s precision. The building, she noted, was still intact. None of the deceased wore uniforms, which left her sceptical.
She was particularly disheartened to learn that the missile had followed a parabolic arc rather than a vertical dive. 바카라The missile needed to be dropped straight on the building,바카라 she wrote in the WhatsApp group, with an air of strategic finality.
Every time tensions rise between India and Pakistan바카라a skirmish at the Line of Control (LoC), a missile misfire or a full-blown airstrike바카라both nations undergo a bizarre transformation.
Shopkeepers become strategists. Rickshaw drivers turn into rocket scientists. Housewives evolve into geopolitical analysts. And before the defence spokesperson바카라s first press conference concludes, everyone knows precisely what the Prime Minister and Army Chief should have done.
You know the situation is grave when even the paanwala begins his day with, 바카라Bhai saab, this was not the correct target. We should have hit their oil depots near Multan.바카라
One such character took to social media, urging the Indian Air Force to strike Thokar Niaz Baig in Multan, which she claimed harboured anti-India elements. She promptly deleted the post when corrected that Thokar Niaz Baig is in Lahore, not Multan.
Mr Sharma from Lajpat Nagar, an LIC agent by day and strategist by night, advised the Indian Army바카라s deployment strategy near Jaisalmer.
바카라If I were General,바카라 he begins solemnly, 바카라I바카라d have mobilised the BrahMos missiles from the northeast, not the west. That would have caught them off guard.바카라
He doesn바카라t stop there: 바카라We should use hypersonics. Just like Russia. First, we need to hack their drones. My son knows hacking.바카라
In Pakistan, a tailor from Sialkot posted a thread on Twitter explaining why 바카라Indian radar is weak in winter,바카라 citing 바카라fog advantage바카라 and referencing Call of Duty as his primary source.
While real-life military chiefs calculate risks and consider complex geopolitical consequences, our desi generals-on-SIM-card offer gloriously simplified solutions: 바카라Why not just nuke Karachi and finish the story?바카라
바카라Bro, if we drop a nuclear bomb on Delhi, their missiles will jam because we hacked them.바카라 바카라We should send a surgical strike via the Nepal border바카라ultimate pincer move.바카라
One man on Indian Twitter even suggested India deploy a 바카라reverse missile바카라바카라one that bounces back if intercepted. Physics, evidently, would oblige.
Friends in Pakistan report it바카라s no different across the border. On one Pakistani TV channel, a Chaudhry Sahab in Faisalabad who sells tractor spare parts was confidently instructing the army on how to fire the Shaheen-III missile, convinced it would strike Bengaluru with pinpoint accuracy.
바카라Why are we wasting time? Fire one and finish it,바카라 he declared.
They may have failed high school physics, but their patriotism is loud. And their lack of knowledge? Immaculate.
In Pakistan, a viral Facebook post claimed India바카라s missile strike failed because 바카라our soldiers recited Surah Yaseen in unison바카라. The post had more likes than Pakistan바카라s entire tank inventory.
And this phenomenon isn바카라t limited to the ill-informed WhatsApp aunties and uncles. In 2016, following India바카라s surgical strikes, an editor known for his strategic coverage, flew to Srinagar, drew the LoC through Dalgate, and aired a one-hour programme with a retired army colonel. He confidently live-streamed his plan to 바카라invade up to Muzaffarabad in 17 hours바카라.
When a senior Indian journalist known for covering the Kargil War tweeted about the 바카라destruction바카라 of the Karachi Port, I reached out to an ex-colleague who now lives in Karachi. He was waiting outside a restaurant for his turn to get nihari for dinner.
In that queue, someone casually remarked, 바카라Modi will do another strike before elections.바카라 Another added, 바카라Imran Khan already predicted it. India has become bold since he was jailed.바카라 A woman murmured, 바카라War is profitable. The arms industry wants it.바카라 The discussion could have gone on, but my friend바카라s turn to take the nihari had arrived.
Meanwhile, the real soldiers바카라exhausted, anonymous, far from Internet fame바카라continue risking their lives without TikTok strategy guides. As people online root for escalation, the real casualties suffer quietly in border villages.
They have no clue what war actually means. One only needs to see the road from Aleppo to Homs in Syria바카라neighbourhoods destroyed, children displaced, soldiers buried with honour and forgotten by the following week.
In this festival of uninformed overconfidence, actual military veterans and credible analysts urging restraint are treated with suspicion. 바카라Yeh toh unka banda hai,바카라 someone scoffs, dismissing a retired officer바카라s caution. 바카라He바카라s just scared. We should hit them hard.바카라
Diplomats counselling restraint are branded cowards. Journalists asking questions are labelled traitors. And anyone who dares suggest that war isn바카라t a video game is drowned in a flood of accusations: 바카라So what, should we just sit quietly? Are you anti-national?바카라
It바카라s the same mindset that turns a flu into a cancer diagnosis via Google, or converts a minor batting slump into a match-fixing scandal. We live in a time where knowing is optional, but opining is mandatory.
There is little awareness that one assassination바카라of Archduke Franz Ferdinand바카라plunged the world into World War I, killing between 5 and 22 million and wounding another 23 million.
World War II, which began in 1939 after a Nazi unit staged an attack on a German radio station in Gleiwitz near the Polish border, resulted in 50-55 million civilian and 21-25 million military deaths.
The situation in India and Pakistan has descended to such an abyss that few politicians today understand the real costs of war. In the past, during crises like the Parliament attack, the hijacking of IC-814, or the 2008 Mumbai attacks, there were leaders capable of steering the ship away from full-blown war.
When an official once suggested to Prime Minister Atal Bihari Vajpayee that the hijacked plane could be blown up in Lahore or Dubai for diplomatic leverage, Vajpayee firmly rebuked the idea. He refused to sacrifice 300 lives for international applause.
Perhaps it바카라s time for the subcontinent to step back from its living-room war fantasies and learn the lessons history has screamed at us. War is not a television spectacle or a Twitter thread. It바카라s not about likes, hashtags, or WhatsApp forwards. Real war means real deaths, real loss and real consequences바카라none of which can be undone by bravado or armchair strategy. Before the next missile alert turns the region바카라s drawing rooms into battlefields, perhaps it바카라s worth remembering: peace, though quieter, requires the greatest courage of all.
(Views expressed are personal)
Iftikhar Gilani is a journalist currently based in Ankara, TĂŒrkiye
This article is part of Outlook바카라s May 22, 2025 issue, 바카라Is This War?바카라, covering the tense four-day standoff that brought India and Pakistan to the brink of war. It appeared in print as 'Living War Rooms'.
