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Maharaja Solo Flyer Club

Ladies and gentlemen바카라�Ooops! Gentleman, this is your captain speaking. It바카라�s 3.45 am, June 23, 2021, and the weather in Amritsar is perfect for flying. Welcome on board Air India바카라�s flight to Dubai, Mr S.P. Singh Oberoi. We are delighted to upgrade you from economy class to our Covid special single-flyer programme fit for a Maharaja and exclusive to this route. You have our national carrier바카라�s entire jumbo jet to yourself for the next three hours. But be warned that untenanted seats and a lifeless cabin notoriously trigger abnormal panic attacks similar to being thrust alone into empty spaces. Don바카라�t freak out, our crew will rush to your assistance. You can take selfies with them, or pace up and down the aisle as many times you want, so long as the seat belt sign is off. If you are a sucker for solitude, sit back and relax. You are our second solo aviator in weeks, after Oswald Rodrigues flew from Mumbai to Dubai in May. You are No. 3 overall. Our competitor, Emirates, flew a 40-year-old Mumbai-Dubai solo on May 19. Ding.

Over the moon

Some news shines like moonlight, giving hope in desperate, tumultuous times바카라�such as Chandini Majhi of Odisha바카라�s Kalahandi clearing her class 10 state board examination. Our collective amnesia may refuse to recall that name. She바카라�s the young girl who walked alongside her father Dana Majhi of Melaghar village when he carried on his shoulder the corpse of his wife바카라�mother of Chandini and her two sisters바카라�wrapped in a bundle of bed sheets for 10 km after being denied a hearse by the government hospital where she died in 2016. Chandini and her siblings are students of a tribal school run by the Bhubaneswar-based Kalinga Institute of Social Sciences, which took them in after that heartbreaking walk.

High Expectations, EH?

When it comes to viral memes, it바카라�s hard to beat cricketer Virender Sehwag바카라�s post as he hefts his unhappiness to hilarious effect over India바카라�s loss to New Zealand in the World Test Championship (WTC) final this June. The former swashbuckler posted an image from the popular web series Mirzapur, in which don Kaleen Bhaiya gives an earful to Sharad Shukla: 바카라�Aapse better umeed kiye the hum (I had better expectations from you).바카라�

Are You A Minimum Guy?

They are trying grocery giveaways and lotteries for new cars and household appliances바카라�acts of desperation by authorities in their pursuit to per-suade the reluctant and the hesitant to take Covid shots. And therewithal the relen-tless audio-visual appeals. In Odisha, the health department has thrown into the pitch Srikant Tiwari and his Chellam sir from The Family Man to convince anti-vaxxers. Here바카라�s one meme: 바카라�When it comes to your protection from Covid infection, 바카라�don바카라�t be a minimum guy바카라�.바카라� And another take from the runaway hit web series: 바카라�Chellam sir, I wear facemask and sanitise my hands frequently. Do I need to get Covid vaccine?바카라� 바카라�Yes Srikant. Take both doses바카라�바카라� responds Chellam, a retired spy played by Udayabhanu Maheshwaran.

The Clerk Strikes Again

Mischief or mistake바카라�some Bihar clerks are carrying their movie hobby to their day job and using their office computers to surf the internet for images of film stars. Or else, what explains Malayalam actress Anupama Parameshwaran바카라�s photo바카라�not once, but twice바카라�on documents issued to a man taking a test for a government schoolteacher바카라�s job? And that after the aspirant in Jehanabad filled in the authorities on the first instance the actress appeared on his admit card. It looks like there are repeat offenders on the loose바카라�Sunny Leonne was top scorer two years ago on a list of new junior engineers, with 98.5 per cent marks; and then, she was mother and actor Emran Hashmi was father on a pre-graduation certificate issued by Baba Saheb Bhim Rao Ambedkar University, Muzaffarpur. The address mentioned was Chaturbhuj Sthan, Muzaffarpur바카라�s red light area.

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