'Purane Chawal' At Prithvi Festival: A Battle Of Wits

With the always dependable Kumud Mishra and Shubrajyoti Barat playing the lead roles, Purane Chawal is about two actors past their prime. Once, Mehndi and Vijay Das had reigned supreme as comic actors. Their partnership saw them, unfailingly, bring the house down for 42 years. But suddenly, one not so fine day, Vijay Das (known as VD), called it quits. He had had enough of doing the same play, day in and day out. And he thrust his decision on his co-actor without consulting him. It was a betrayal Mehndi never forgave. 바카라�He decided to retire and forced retirement upon me as well. I was not ready for retirement,바카라� he tells Vicky, his nephew-cum-manager, bitterly. Indeed, becoming a couch potato and surviving on bun-maska and chai are not really Mehndi바카라�s cup of tea. Ten years down the line, he is still rearing to go and waits eagerly for the phone to ring, with offers of roles in theatre, cinema or even ads.

Occasionally, due to his manager바카라�s eff­orts, he does get a few ads but, sadly he is unable to deliver and he forgets even the brand of the product he is modelling for. Deserted mid-stream by VD, Mehndi바카라�s life is reduced to doing nothing. The only spark of excitement comes every Wed­nesday in the form of Maya­puri, a popular entertainment magazine that Vicky brings for him. With great eag­erness, he scans the weekly for news about himself, like in his heyday. But apart from snippets announcing the deaths of his contemporaries there is nothing in the magazine that he can rel­ate to. One day, breaking the monotony of TV, tea and cigarettes comes an offer. A business ­tycoon has opened a cultural centre where they want to revive his popular show with VD, Purane Chawal. Though thrilled, Mehndi won바카라�t let his excitement show as his old grudge against VD comes in the way.

What follows is a delightful battle of wits between him and his erstwhile co-star. Pretending that he is not really keen to work with VD again, Mehndi lays down several conditions. So does VD. Both put up a front of having done very well without each other and seize every opportunity to run one another down. While VD passes nasty comments about Mehndi바카라�s impoverished condition, living in a one-room -kitchen flat, Mehndi is scathing in his observation that in Alibaug, where VD lives, he has only animals for company, scornfully running down the weekend getaway of Mumbai바카라�s rich and famous.

Not all adaptations work. This one does. Purane Chawal brings on the laughs in an Indian setting, with razor-sharp dialogues in Hindi. Director Sumeet Vyas shares the process of how the play evolved, 바카라�What I love about Sunshine Boys is that though it has been done often, its dialogues not only stand the test of time but acquire new connotations each time it is performed. However, to do it in Hindi, we had to tweak the dialogues because not all the jokes and puns of the original play work in another language, in another culture. We roped in Farrukh Seyer, who is very proficient in Hindi and Urdu, to translate the play. Then we edited the jokes that fell flat in Hindi and added dialogues and situations that Indian viewers would find funny. We also fleshed out the relationships of the characters to give them a typically Indian feel. For instance, Vicky, played by Ghanshyam Lalsa, had to do a fine balancing act handling the egos of the two older men because our youth treat their seniors with respect, even when dealing firmly with them. Then, we added angles like Mehndi바카라�s warm rapport with VD바카라�s wife to make the leading men come across as identifiable characters. Little details like these were incorporated to make the story around a Mehndi and Das plausible even though it is largely borrowed from a western bestseller.

바카라�Our opening shows were in Mumbai, where viewers are familiar with artistes of all shades as the city has a vibrant artistic culture. And I wanted to be sure that what viewers took home was high regard for Mehndi and VD as artistes, and not look upon them as mere jokers.바카라� Mehndi and VD are certainly no vacuous funsters. Mehndi may not remember the name of the potato chips he is modelling for, but he is quick to rise to the bait when Vicky or VD dare to call him old or humourless. To prove that his sense of humour is intact, he tells Vicky, poker-faced, 바카라�I find everything with the letter K funny, even karela.바카라�And you don바카라�t know if the acerbic Mehndi is making fun of Vicky or production houses that superstitiously name all their films with K. Or both.

VD, too, is quick on the uptake though his poor blood circulation necessitates a walking stick. When Mehndi sadistically asks him how his memory is still so good despite poor circulation, VD retorts, 바카라�My legs have poor blood circulation, not my brain. And I think with my brain.바카라� The play entertains not just with their squabbles but with a lot of sharp asides about nurses, tax inspectors, doctors, writers et al. The two don바카라�t spare even the dead. 바카라�What was that he wrote?바카라� asks Mehndi about a writer who has died recently. 바카라�Main ladki, ho ho ho! Tu ladka, ho ho ho! Hum dono mile,ho ho ho! Gharwale bole, ho ho ho!바카라� And for a change, Mehndi and VD laugh together!

Light and fluffy like old rice, the play keeps you entertained throughout; even as you feel sorry for the once-famous stars now living lives of pretence and penury, away from the limelight, lonely and forgotten.

Alpana Chowdhury is an independent journalist